Would Shakespeare be turning and twisting in his grave
Upon learning that we've taken over the nuances of his trade?
Would he 'break his head' or 'crib' over his fate?
Perhaps, he would like to 'prepone' his date!
If we asked him his 'good name' would he,
'Revert back to us' or say poor me?
I'm sure he does not know what 'ladies finger' is,
Not knowing 'loose motion' is certainly bliss!!
I'd tell him he took the 'long cut' home,
And if he's too annoyed, 'Relax it's just timepass' bro!'
